Well hello bloggers just to give you a few giggles here are a couple of picture's of me and mum. She decided to dress as a sailor and i decided to dress like a gangsters moll lol

Hope you enjoy the pic's

Hello all,

1st I would like to wish everyone a Happy Easter

Sorry i haven't been commenting lately but the god dam Navy crash drafted me to a ship !!

I have been sailing around UK waters protecting us from fisherman NOT LOL !!!

They are just trying to earn a living just like everyone else !!

Apart from that everything is just fine having a few days off before going back. It's so nice to be home and spending time with mum !! It's good as last time i saw her was my birthday and i had to leave early as i got re-called !! neither of us was very happy !!

But hey shit happens and it's what i do !! I have been to Glasgow and Liverpool and both where freezing lol:D !! didn't stay for long just fueling and food !!

As for the recent storms i did feel for those who caught the brunt but hey i was at sea getting battered by some very big waves, the Captain thought it would be good to stay at sea whilst other ships went alongside !!! It was all good fun though.

Life goes on and i'm pretty happy with it at the moment ! Will catch up with blogs as and when i can (promise)

Speak soon (don't eat too many eggs)

bye

Well i have been busy these pasted few weeks going back to work and trying to get my life all sorted !!
Well i am working in Pompey which is great as i was unhappy with Plymouth so thats a bonus !!
I am staying shore based for a good few months so at least i will be around alot more this year than i was last year. I think this will be good for my mum as well, as i think she really did miss me !!
I will be going away for 6 months again but not until Sept so i will be missing Christmas at home but hey the things i have to do!!
Not sure about much else at the moment as in love life or anything else just decided to give it all a rest for the moment and just wait and see what happens !!
I hope all is well in blog land and will catch up again soon

The view from La Pas is an awesome sight to see !

Me on New Years Eve

The waves coming in at San Telmo

Well as the title says wow what a holiday !!

For a start the weather was brill, which was good and the hotel i stayed in was like faulty towers !! No Joke !!

I meet some lovely people and some dam right nutters but i will tell all. I will not put names as some might read this lol !!

First night (Fri) in was great meet up with mum and friend, had a few beers which was nice.
2nd day (Sat) I get to meet some of the people mum knew and catch up on all the gos from the previous week !! Well i needed a drink after it !!

I discovered that we had swingers in the hotel.
A young set and an older set !!
A pair of gay guys who were very nice !
A complete compusive lair !
A child which made Damien look good !!
A lovely guy from Birmingham who liked to dress up like Rupert the bear.
And apart from that some genuinely nice people.

Apart from that it was a bit like gods waiting room as everyone over the previous week had been ill with colds.

So that was saturday a well deserved drink was had in the night.

Sunday we took a lovely walk to Punta Brava and had coffee whilst watching the sea (just to make sure it was still coming in) lol

We got back to the hotel to discover that old pair of swingers had asked 1 of the gays to have a night of fun, at which point leaped from the pool and ran off at quick speed !! I must add that the old pair were about 75 ish so not good.
Compulsive lair was in a strop as we hadn't invited them or told them where we were going !! I believe i can do what i want on holiday I said I don't need permission from you or anyone !! So that was settled and there was peace !!

New Years Eve was great !!D We went out for a few drinks before finding a great bar to overlook the square and watch the bands and fireworks. At midnight it is a tradition to eat 12 grapes, 1 at every strike of the bell so we all looked like hamsters after abut 5 but we did it !!
Also you have to wear red underwear of some sort to bring you good luck for the new year ! (yes we both did, that's all i'm saying)

After this we went onto another bar to see friends and bumped into old swingers who preceded to have an argument about me ! Well i put them both straight i was going no-where with them but the people we where with found it hilirious. At last the night was over and off to bed i went.

New Years Day was spend around the pool dying slighty and the nice gent from Birmingham entertained us with jokes and just being funnny. Yound swingers turned out to be quick nice as people as long as they were sober ! In the evening 4 of us went out for a great chinese and had an early night as all still tired from the night before !!

Wednesday was a girly day. Spent all day with mum exploring and just having a great day !! Complusive lair just came out with more s**t each day so by the end of the holiday no-body beleived anything she said, plus the friend she came out with once home will be no longer !

Thursday was a sad day as we started to say goodbye to all the people we had meet. After a day of bathing in the sun we went out in the evening with a lovely girl for an Italian then meet up with friends and just had a nice night.

Saying goodbye was sad early Friday morning but home we had to go !!

So it was a great holiday with so many tales !!

I will post pic's !!

Speak to you all soon
xxx

I wish everyone on blog a Happy New Year 2008
I hope you all have an awesome time tonight !!!

These are actual instruction labels on
consumer goods:

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Lux soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this..)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Almost Perfect Life

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)."

The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"

The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."