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best car wash going

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-17 - 09:00:17

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giggle

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-17 - 08:57:02

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wow have a laugh at this one

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-17 - 08:46:56

Sharkattack

hello

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-10 - 15:51:47

Well hello again, it is a beautiful day here can't falut it really but i have to go back to Portsmouth later, and my bloke has to go back to Plymouth, had a very nice chilled out weekend chilling and the fact i haven't seen my man for 2 weeks it was nice to catch up. been a bit busy this morning washing the car and tiding up and then helping cook a very nice lamb dinner.
I have also replaced 40 albums onto to my mp3 player which i had a very blonde moment by deleting all my music not lol:'(
Unfortunatly the gay one across the road went out last night which means i can't put anymore tunes on, it's long story about why my music is on his computer but it is, and he will waste the whole day in bed, on such a sunny day it's silly, get over the hangover in style in the sun i say !!!!
I have one more week of the boring computer course to go before i rejoin my ship in Plymouth and then to sea for quite some time, will try and do my best and update my blog with jokes and funnies but thats if the computers on board work !!!!
I hope you all have a nice sunday, enjoy your roasts for the mad people cooking them, oh and glad to see Portsmouth won the footie yesterday !! :DD: wave:

well it made me giggle

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-08 - 15:29:50

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by Denise77 @ 2006-09-08 - 15:25:37

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joke

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-08 - 15:20:42

Harley Davidson and Woman

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself."
The befeathered fellow at the gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah, yes." "Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: One, there's too much front-end protrusion Two, it chatters at high speeds. Three, the rear end wobbles too much. Four, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God tells Arthur Davidson, "but according to My Computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."

this weekend

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-03 - 16:22:07

Well i have been very busy so far just doing things, like fix the little things you always put off! I have finally got some paint for my car as some nice person decided to knock the wing mirror and leave silver paint on it so thats fixed! I have now sorted all my shoes out and given a pair away and thrown away just 1 pair they were all and broke, ah good excuse to go and buy more to replace them ! lol :DD
Been to the charity shops to look for some new books to read only found one though, will start reading that tonight once back in Portsmouth. I have however just finished reading Shaun Hutsons new book Dying Words it was brill, have to admit i am BIG FAN and every year i get a signed 1st addition !
So the rest of my day will be driving back to Portsmouth how boring listening to some tunes and get ready to go back to the course tomorrow.
I hope you are all well and have a good Sunday !
:wave:

Shoes

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-02 - 14:14:19

A Girl can never have too many !! :DDSCN0074DSCN0075DSCN0076

hello

by Denise77 @ 2006-09-02 - 14:08:14

Well it has been a week since i last posted and not much has happened the course is ok i have been using a computer again lol !!
I have 2 more weeks to go and then it's all over !!! Yeah !!!
Thanks to Welshgirl who has tagged me about my shoes well a girl can never have too may shoes, i have been very good and taken a few pic's of them to show the world! I have counted them and i own 68 pairs but not all pictured as they are not all together some are in different places like, Portsmouth, Plymouth and home !!
Thats it for now blog more later, hope you are all fine and well
Good day !:wave: :)

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