Hello all, well had a few busy days since being home catching up with jobs and friends.
Woke up late to take the car for cleaning which didn't help and then had to run home in the freezing cold rain lol bless me

But thats not what you want - The piss ups

Had a good few of them the 1st stop was in Helensbourgh which had a cold pub called The Imps and the one and only nightclub called BJ's yes that's it's name. Very small but the drink was very cheap and was seen dancing on a box singing my heart out to Rock Party.

Next was Dunfirmlin very nice but was there on a Monday so not much happening, did have a few drinks and did help escort a few very drunk sailors back to the ship via a kebab shop bless them.

Last stop was Dundee, was a very good girl and got my mum a Dundee cake which was requsted !!
Very good for nightlife lots of bars and clubs only went out one night as was duty the other nights. Shots and kareoke are the way ahead until i so the photos but don't worry i didn't sing but i didn't look to pretty after a few shots lol.

So that is a little of what went on in Scotland so all in all a good stop or stop's lol

Keep happy keep blogging good night for now !!

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.

" Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever
seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Men just don't listen !
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well i have been away for a while and i hope you enjoy my photo's on the last blog. I was on board at the time whilst taking these pic's

It has been a very long couple of months but hey thats why i joined to go sailing for free lol !!!!!

I have been around the coast's of Britain pretty much and enjoyed Scotland a very nice place !!

I have been to Helensbourgh must give a quick lolo to Imps pub wow had a few good nights in there but the people and landlady were very welcoming !!

It's been very cold and very rough had a few bad days and nights at sea but thats the one thing you can't control the sea !
I'm very lucky i do not suffer sea sickness but some people do and my heart goes out to them.

I was very lucky to vist a nice disterllery in Fettercairn not far from Dundee very nice whiskey if thats what you like !!

I also got to visit a school called Queen Victoria School in Dunblane that was so cool as i got to have school dinner again and i must admit it was wicked !!D but we did have giggle going around and seeing the naughty boy outside class for flicking bits of paper lol we've have all been outside the class at some time lol ...

Apart from that i managed to come home 24 hrs early and start on the wine and give my mum a bit of a shock but it was a good shock and now she all happy cos her little sailor girl is home !! bless !!

going to sign off now have to unpack and do some shopping but will give you a few more updates on sailing later !!! or the piss up's lol have a good day !